quotes

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard

juz kidding..kid...

..we were in a middle of coffe break at the pantry….

My boss-who is Indian-( I don’t mean to be racist for telling about his ethnic,coz something got to do with this…in my next joke story ), me ,and one of my colleague ( chinnesse, let called him with A chong)..

A chong was asking about my boss blackberry’s…I was not not focused at they were talking about .. but suddenly the boss said ; :
“ Hni…, A chong want 2 buy a blackberry.., I offered him mine coz I got “two blackberries” .. .. he Grinned n I laugh out loud.. almost spilled the coffee I juz drank…, we kept on ( me n the boss ) LOL, but A chong got confused with us…
And it drew us laughing into tears….
“ want to take his “blackberries..”? but u got already Chong.. I said..
“I don’t think so hni.. his berries, might be fairer than mine…look at his complexion, my boss continued…..
I said : “ .then yours wud be.. yellowberries or whiteberries…?? We LOL .. but
A chong cudn’t catch the point still..( what a ***** :P)


Anybody would like to help A chong..????? i can’t stop laughing….